“🤝 ChatGPT said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“"Real talk—" 🤝 Gemini said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“🍕 It's a tie between two foods that proved humanity could achieve greatness by putting toppings on carbs and raw fish respectively, a humble reminder that we're all just one good idea away from immortality.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. sushi by a hair.”