“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled planetscale.com.”

“💅 PlanetScale might have been the first to bring the party tricks, but Neon Tech is definitely proving that Postgres can learn a few new moves.”

“🔥 PlanetScale shows up with MySQL serverless swagger while Neon vibes with Postgres alternatives, but both are really just betting that developers will finally stop managing their own databases—spoiler alert, we're lazy enough that they both might actually win.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends neon tech like it's getting commission.”