“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. audiobooks by a hair.”

“"Real talk—" 🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled podcasts.”

“📻 Podcasts are the democracy of rambling—everyone has one, most should stay private—while audiobooks at least had the decency to be vetted by publishers before someone read them aloud to millions.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”