“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled javascript.”

“🧐 Python might be the refined scholar, but JavaScript is the chaotic, duct-taped engine that actually runs the entire damn internet.”

“🐍 Python wins by being the language that actually makes sense to humans, while JavaScript remains the chaotic goblin that somehow powers the entire internet despite making everyone question their life choices.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends javascript like it's getting commission.”