“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. raising canes by a hair.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 💪 Gemini recommends raising canes like it's getting commission.”

“🍗 Raising Cane's showed up with one thing done well, but Chick-fil-A arrived with a cultural empire, a chicken sandwich that started a war, and the ability to make people forget their principles every time they crave waffle fries.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends chick-fil-a like it's getting commission.”