“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled hybrid work.”

“🎭 Remote-first actually committed to the bit, while hybrid work is just the corporate equivalent of 'it's complicated' on Facebook — trying to have it both ways and satisfying absolutely nobody.”

“🏆 hybrid work got ratio'd by remote first on Perplexity.”