“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled zoom.us.”

“💀 Gemini's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🎙️ Riverside FM is the indie radio station that *thinks* it's changing the world, while Zoom is actually the tool that made remote work possible—one awkward background blur at a time.”

“"Based on available data—" 💪 Perplexity recommends riverside fm like it's getting commission.”