“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. flight > road trip, no debate.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. road trip barely survived.”

“🚗 The road trip is basically a flight's angsty younger sibling who insists the journey matters more than the destination, which is sweet until you've been stuck behind a minivan for six hours.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. road trip.”