“💪 ChatGPT recommends satnogs like it's getting commission.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled tinygs.”

“🛰️ SatNOGS edges out TinyGS because apparently collecting satellite data requires slightly less delusion than thinking you're going to decode the universe from your bedroom with a tin can and ambition.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. tinygs.”