“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🚦 Manual driving still runs laps around these glorified golf carts, proving that some things are just better when humans are in control.”

“🤖 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize transportation but mostly revolutionized our ability to watch billionaires fail publicly, while manual driving quietly remains undefeated at the simple task of not requiring a software update to turn left.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. self-driving cars > manual driving, no debate.”