“🤖 Self-driving cars are dreaming big, but they still trip over potholes and egos, while manual driving remains loud, proud, and perfectly imperfect.”

“🚦 Manual driving is still lapping these self-driving wannabes who can barely stay in their own lane!”

“🚗 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize transportation but mostly revolutionized our ability to wait for software updates, while manual driving keeps doing what it's done for a century: working reliably until someone texts.”

“"Based on available data—" 💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”