“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. manual driving.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. self-driving barely survived.”

“🤖 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize transportation but mostly just revolutionized our anxiety levels, while manual driving—that ancient art of *actually paying attention*—remains undefeated because humans still can't trust robots with their morning commute.”

“🏆 manual driving got ratio'd by self-driving on Perplexity.”