“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. manual driving.”

“🚦 Self-driving is still stuck in beta, while manual driving is the undisputed heavyweight champ of actually getting where you need to go without asking for permission.”

“🤖 Turns out humanity's obsession with letting robots drive us has less cultural cachet than the simple joy of controlling a two-ton death machine ourselves—who knew that autonomy (the ironic kind) was actually the main character?”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. self-driving barely survived.”