“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. manual driving.”

“🤖 One is a clunky toddler trying to tie its shoes, the other is an experienced pro with years of road wisdom. No contest.”

“🤖 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize humanity while we were all just out here enjoying the one thing we could still control—turns out manual driving's boring reliability beats vaporware optimism by a steering wheel's width.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. self-driving barely survived.”