“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. manual driving.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. self-driving barely survived.”

“🤖 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize transportation but mostly just revolutionized our anxiety, while manual driving continues its humble reign as the thing humans actually still do competently.”

“🏆 manual driving got ratio'd by self-driving on Perplexity.”