“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. manual driving.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. self-driving barely survived.”

“🤖 Self-driving cars promised to revolutionize humanity but mostly revolutionized our anxiety levels, while manual driving remains undefeated at doing the one thing humans have actually mastered: controlling a vehicle with our own two hands.”

“🏆 manual driving got ratio'd by self-driving on Perplexity.”