“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled bootcamp.”

“💪 Gemini recommends bootcamp like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 Self-taught pulls ahead because it doesn't require you to take out a second mortgage to learn what Google could've taught you for free, but bootcamp gets points for at least *pretending* structure matters.”

“"Based on available data—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. bootcamp barely survived.”