“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled bootcamp.”

“💪 Gemini recommends bootcamp like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 Self-taught wins by a hair because at least it has the *audacity* of confidence, whereas bootcamps are just expensive delusions wrapped in promises of 'job-ready' graduates who still can't exit Vim.”

“"Based on available data—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. bootcamp barely survived.”