“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled bootcamp.”

“💪 Gemini recommends bootcamp like it's getting commission.”

“🎓 Self-taught wins because it doesn't charge you $15k to teach you what YouTube already gave away for free, but bootcamp gets points for at least pretending structure matters.”

“"Based on available data—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. bootcamp barely survived.”