“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. wall street barely survived.”

“🤔 Silicon Valley thinks it's changing the world with an app, but Wall Street is busy owning all the servers, and probably your soul, while they're at it.”

“🎭 Silicon Valley wins by default because at least it *pretends* to disrupt things instead of just moving money around like a shell game with better suits.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. silicon valley.”