“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled siri.”

“🤝 Gemini said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”

“🎤 Siri walked so Alexa could run a smarter home, but both are basically arguing with their walls while pretending to understand what you actually want.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. siri barely survived.”