“🏆 sonos got ratio'd by bose on ChatGPT.”

“💪 Gemini recommends bose like it's getting commission.”

“🎧 Sonos wins by actually letting you use your speakers without selling your firstborn to repair them, but both are essentially paying for the privilege of wireless convenience and brand-name zen.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled bose.”