“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🫥 Gemini talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🎨 DALL-E wins because it had the audacity to charge money first and make everyone think exclusivity equals superiority, while Stable Diffusion democratized AI art generation but somehow made it feel like a 4chan coding project that accidentally became important.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. stable diffusion.”