“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled standing desk.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. sitting desk.”

“🪑 Turns out the furniture equivalent of 'I go to the gym' beats the furniture equivalent of 'I have a Netflix subscription,' but both are just expensive ways to avoid confronting your actual life choices.”

“🏆 sitting desk got ratio'd by standing desk on Perplexity.”