“💪 ChatGPT recommends stanford like it's getting commission.”

“🫥 Gemini talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🎓 Two elite institutions locked in eternal combat over who gets to charge more tuition while their endowments quietly compound into infinity—it's basically a tie, but Stanford's weather is better so they win the unmeasurable stuff that actually matters.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. harvard by a hair.”