“💪 ChatGPT recommends stanford like it's getting commission.”

“🫥 Gemini talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🎓 Two ivory towers locked in eternal combat over who gets to feel smuggest about their endowment while the rest of us are out here actually building things.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. harvard by a hair.”