“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. stanford > mit, no debate.”

“🤯 MIT builds the future, while Stanford just funds the past with venture capital.”

“🎓 It's like asking which overachiever's therapy bill is more justified—Stanford's got the sunshine ego, MIT's got the caffeine-fueled existential crisis, and honestly, we're all just paying for the prestige either way.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🏆 stanford got ratio'd by mit on Perplexity.”