“🏆 dunkin got ratio'd by starbucks on ChatGPT.”

“☕️ In a battle of the beans, Starbucks proves that people will pay a premium for a consistent sugar delivery system, while Dunkin remains America's favorite place to pretend their coffee is actually good.”

“☕ Starbucks wins this battle of mediocre bean water by convincing people that a $7 latte is a personality trait, while Dunkin remains the reliable choice for people who've accepted their coffee will taste like it was brewed in a strip mall bathroom.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. starbucks barely survived.”