“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. steak by a hair.”

“🥩 Steak wins because it doesn't require you to wear a bib like you're auditioning for a community theater production of 'Moby Dick.'”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled lobster.”