“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🥩 Steak absolutely dominates, proving that even the most decadent sea bug can't compete with the sheer, unadulterated pleasure of a perfectly seared piece of cow.”

“🥩 It's a tie between two things that taste amazing but cost enough to make your accountant weep into their spreadsheet—though at least steak doesn't require you to wrestle it like you're in a seafood cage match.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. steak by a hair.”