“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. steak by a hair.”

“🥩 Steak takes the crown because it doesn't need a medieval torture device and a bib the size of a bed sheet to prove it's worth your time.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled lobster.”