“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🔥 Steak is the reigning champ, delivering satisfaction with a hearty punch, while lobster, for all its fancy claws, often leaves you admiring an expensive, empty shell.”

“🥩 It's a tie between two proteins that have convinced humanity that spending $60 on dinner is a personality trait, with steak winning on accessibility and lobster winning on pretension per ounce.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. steak by a hair.”