“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. steam.”

“👑 Steam built an empire, while Epic is still begging for table scraps with a fistful of free games.”

“🎮 Steam rolled in like the Beatles while Epic Games Store showed up like a cover band that bought their guitars with venture capital and still can't play the hits.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. steam barely survived.”