“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. suburbs.”

“😴 Suburbs are where dreams go to die, quietly, in a cul-de-sac, while the city roars with actual living.”

“🏙️ Suburbs got participation trophies and a minivan while cities actually showed up to the cultural revolution, though both are equally good at making you question why you're still paying rent/mortgage to exist in the same place.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. suburbs barely survived.”