“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. sundar pichai barely survived.”

“"Real talk—" 😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. tim cook barely survived.”

“🍎 Tim Cook wins because he managed to make people pay $1,200 for a phone stand, while Sundar's still trying to explain why Google Photos deleted everyone's memories.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. sundar pichai.”