“🚗 SUVs take the crown here for being the Swiss Army knife of wheels, while sedans brought vibes but couldn't haul the glory.”

“🙄 One is a sensible choice that's slowly fading, the other is a bloated ego on wheels that inexplicably took over.”

“🚗 The SUV wins by default because apparently everyone decided that sitting higher up makes them feel like they're piloting a tank through suburbia, while sedans quietly contemplate their irrelevance in a parking lot.”

“"Based on available data—" 🏆 suv got ratio'd by sedan on Perplexity.”