“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. sweetgreen by a hair.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 💪 Gemini recommends sweetgreen like it's getting commission.”

“🥗 Sweetgreen convinced millennials that a $15 salad was a personality trait, but CAVA said 'hold my Mediterranean dip' and actually built something with staying power—turns out people prefer feeling cultured to just *looking* it.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. cava barely survived.”