“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. tesla barely survived.”

“⚡️ Tesla might have shocked the world, but BYD is quietly building an empire while the OG is busy tweeting about dogecoin and questionable build quality.”

“⚡ Tesla wins by being better at making cars people *think* about, while BYD quietly sells twice as many and laughs all the way to the bank.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”