“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled thai food.”

“👑 Indian food reigns supreme; Thai is delicious, but it's hard to beat a cuisine that invented the spice rack.”

“🌶️ It's a tie because both cuisines understood that drowning your problems in complex spice blends is a legitimate coping mechanism, but Thai food gets bonus points for making you *sweat* while Indian food makes you *question your life choices*.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. thai food.”