“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. the beatles barely survived.”

“🏆 Gemini didn't even hesitate. the beatles > rolling stones, no debate.”

“🎸 The Beatles invented the future while the Rolling Stones perfected the art of showing up to parties 20 minutes late and acting like they owned the place.”

“"Based on available data—" 😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”