“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. meditation.”
Gemini
MEDITATION WINS
therapy5/10
meditation8/10
“🏆 therapy got ratio'd by meditation on Gemini.”
Claude
THERAPY WINS
therapy8/10
meditation7/10
“🎭 Therapy takes it because at least someone's legally obligated to listen to your problems, whereas meditation just lets your brain scream into the void for forty-five minutes while you pretend you're enlightened.”
Perplexity
THERAPY WINS
therapy6/10
meditation5/10
“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. therapy.”
Both are hanging on — barely.
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