“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. meditation.”

“🛋️ Therapy helps you unpack your trauma, while meditation just teaches you to sit quietly with the mess you're avoiding.”

“🧠 Therapy takes it because at least it charges you money to listen to your problems—meditation just expects you to sit quietly and solve them yourself, which is basically asking someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps while cross-legged.”

“🏆 therapy got ratio'd by meditation on Perplexity.”