“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. meditation.”

“🛋️ Therapy is out here doing the emotional heavy lifting, while meditation is just trying to look busy.”

“🧠 Therapy takes the crown because meditation just sits there silently judging you while therapy at least has the decency to charge you for the judgment.”

“🏆 therapy got ratio'd by meditation on Perplexity.”