“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. jeff bezos.”

“🎭 Bezos wins by sheer force of chaotic billionaire energy and the fact that everyone knows him because he literally owns the internet's plumbing, while Lutke quietly built an empire so efficient nobody notices he's basically the puppet master of indie dreams.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. jeff bezos > tobi lutke, no debate.”