“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. jeff bezos.”

“🎭 Bezos wins by a nose because apparently destroying small businesses and worker dignity has better PR than just... quietly building an empire that actually lets people sell on it.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. jeff bezos > tobi lutke, no debate.”