“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled vancouver.”

“💪 Gemini recommends vancouver like it's getting commission.”

“🏙️ Toronto wins by actually believing it's the center of the universe, while Vancouver is too busy being photogenic and pretending rain is a personality trait.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. toronto.”