“😴 ChatGPT had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“🚂 Train travel, you're the romantic, scenic route to adventure, while air travel is just a glorified, sardine-can bus in the sky, desperate for a good reputation.”

“🚂 Air travel wins because trains are basically just expensive buses that run on schedules written by poets, while planes are expensive buses that defy physics—and humans will always pay a premium to cheat gravity.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. air travel by a hair.”