“😴 ChatGPT had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. air travel by a hair.”

“🚂 Air travel wins because trains are basically just expensive buses that make you feel fancy while you watch the same cornfield for three hours, though at least trains won't gaslight you about your luggage fees being 'reasonable.'”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. train travel by a hair.”