“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🙄 The truck takes a slight lead, mostly because it at least *pretends* to have a valid reason for its existence, unlike its slightly less useful cousin.”

“🚗 Truck wins because at least it's honest about being impractical—SUV just pretends to be both a family sedan and an off-roader while excelling at neither and guzzling gas like it's going out of style.”

“"Based on available data—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled truck.”