“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🚚 Well, isn't that special, the SUV, forever stuck in its oversized minivan phase, lost to the true workhorse – though both contribute equally to gas station smiles.”

“🚙 Trucks win by a tire tread because at least they're honest about compensating for something, whereas SUVs are just trucks having an identity crisis in a business casual blazer.”

“"Based on available data—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled truck.”