“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled truck.”

“🚙 The truck wins by default because at least it commits to being useful instead of pretending to be a car while secretly wanting to be a truck.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. truck.”