“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 comedy got ratio'd by true crime on ChatGPT.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. true crime.”

“🎭 True crime had us all convinced we'd become detectives by watching Netflix at 2am, but comedy actually delivered something revolutionary—the ability to make us forget our problems exist for 90 minutes, which is basically witchcraft compared to crime's 'let me spiral into paranoia about my own house' energy.”

“💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”