“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🏆 uber.com got ratio'd by javascript on ChatGPT.”

“🙄 JavaScript built the internet, and Uber just built a better way to complain about surge pricing.”

“🔥 Uber disrupted transportation but JavaScript disrupted reality itself—one's an app you call when drunk, the other's the invisible force that *made* that app possible, which feels like comparing a passenger to the engine.”

“💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”