“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🚕 Looks like paying a premium to avoid human interaction and suspicious damp spots was a winning strategy against the valiant but often smelly public workhorse.”

“🚕 Uber convinced everyone they invented the wheel while public transit was quietly keeping actual civilization moving for a century, but sure, call a car through an app and feel like you're changing the world.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. uber barely survived.”