“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. uber barely survived.”

“🚕 Uber promised to revolutionize transportation and mostly just revolutionized how we argue with drivers about the route, while public transit quietly kept actual civilization running without needing a venture capital bailout.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends uber like it's getting commission.”