“😏 Delta.com edges out United in UX and reliability, but both sites still feel like you’re navigating a sterile airport terminal—functional enough to get you there, but unlikely to win a beauty pageant.”

“✈️ One website feels like a first-class upgrade, the other still makes you wonder if your connection will actually exist.”

“🛫 Two websites designed to maximize your suffering in different shades of corporate beige—Delta just happens to be slightly better at hiding the despair behind a coat of fresh paint.”

“🎯 Photo finish on Perplexity. united.com wins, but delta.com isn't going quietly.”