“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. carnivore diet by a hair.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 💥 Gemini wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🌱 Veganism wins by default because at least it has a coherent philosophy beyond 'meat go brrrr,' though both camps are equally annoying at dinner parties.”

“"Based on available data—" 🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. veganism > carnivore diet, no debate.”