“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. carnivore diet by a hair.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 💥 Gemini wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🌱 Veganism landed a cultural zeitgeist moment while carnivore diet is still in its garage startup phase, confidently insisting that eating like a medieval peasant with a trust fund is actually revolutionary.”

“"Based on available data—" 🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. veganism > carnivore diet, no debate.”