“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. carnivore diet by a hair.”

“🙄 One of these diets is trying to save the world, the other is just trying to make your colon cry.”

“🌱 Veganism brought philosophical depth and environmental consciousness to the dinner table; carnivore diet brought... a lot of beef jerky and a weird persecution complex.”

“"Based on available data—" 💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”