“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled vim.”

“👑 VS Code is clearly the prom king, while Vim is still yelling 'wq!' into the void from its dimly lit basement.”

“🎮 Vim is the equivalent of a samurai sword—beautiful, powerful, and absolutely wasted on anyone who just wants to write JavaScript without contemplating their life choices for forty minutes.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”