“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. streaming barely survived.”

“💿 Vinyl is for those who fetishize the *act* of listening, while streaming is for everyone else who just wants the damn music.”

“🎵 Vinyl's a beautiful nostalgia trip for people who romanticize waiting 3 minutes for a song to load, while streaming's basically won the war by letting us pretend we have taste in music without actually committing to anything.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled vinyl records.”