“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. mastercard.”

“💳 Visa may have edged out Mastercard by a hair, but let's be honest, both are just glorified permission slips to get you further into debt, no matter how shiny the card.”

“💳 Two payment processors enter the ring, and somehow we all lose because they both charge merchants fees while pretending to revolutionize finance.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. mastercard by a hair.”