“💪 ChatGPT recommends webpack like it's getting commission.”

“⚡️Webpack built the house, but Vite's already sold it, knocked it down, and built a luxury condo complex before Webpack even found its hammer.”

“🔨 Vite showed up to the bundler fight wearing rollerskates while webpack was still tying its boots, proving that sometimes being the cool new thing actually matters in tech.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”