“💪 ChatGPT recommends webpack like it's getting commission.”

“😴 Gemini had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“⚡ Vite showed up to the build tool party with a sports car while Webpack arrived in a dependable minivan that's been running since 2015—both get you there, but one doesn't make you question your life choices along the way.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. vite barely survived.”