“💪 ChatGPT recommends jetbrains like it's getting commission.”

“🫥 Gemini talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“⚔️ VS Code is the people's editor—free, lightweight, and beloved by everyone who can't afford JetBrains' annual subscription, while JetBrains wins on pure IDE muscle but loses points for making developers mortgage their homes for IntelliJ.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”