“💪 ChatGPT recommends running like it's getting commission.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. running by a hair.”

“🏃 Running barely edges out walking because humans apparently needed to feel their lungs collapsing to consider themselves truly alive, turning the most basic form of transportation into a personality trait.”

“"Based on available data—" 🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”