“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. webpack > vite, no debate.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. webpack.”

“⚡ Webpack built the internet's infrastructure brick by brick, then Vite showed up with a jetpack and made everyone wonder why we spent a decade waiting for builds to finish.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”