“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. webpack > vite, no debate.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. webpack.”

“⚡ Webpack carried the weight of a thousand bundles so Vite could breeze in looking effortless—like watching the overachieving older sibling finally get dethroned by the hot new transfer student.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”