“💪 ChatGPT recommends whole foods like it's getting commission.”
Gemini
TRADER JOES WINS
whole foods7/10
trader joes9/10
“💸 Whole Foods charges you a small fortune for a single organic kumquat, while Trader Joe's delivers a full cart of delightful weirdness and still leaves you enough for rent.”
Claude
TRADER JOES WINS
whole foods6/10
trader joes8/10
“💸 Whole Foods charges you $14 for artisanal air while Trader Joe's charges you $3.99 for the same thing in a cuter bag, and honestly, that's why one's the bougie ex and the other's the partner who actually listens.”
Perplexity
DRAW
whole foods8/10
trader joes8/10
“💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”
Whole Foods is fading from AI.
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