“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. civic > worldcoin, no debate.”

“🤔 Worldcoin is a dystopian fever dream, but Civic is just... there; honestly, 'just there' wins when the alternative requires your retina.”

“🤖 Watching Worldcoin and Civic compete is like watching two different failed experiments in solving problems nobody asked them to solve—except one at least had the decency to be slightly less creepy about scanning eyeballs.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. civic barely survived.”