“🏆 red sox got ratio'd by yankees on ChatGPT.”

“💰 The Yankees, predictably, win on paper, proving once again that some empires are just built different... or bought different.”

“⚾ Two teams that have perfected the art of breaking their fans' hearts in increasingly creative ways, though at least the Yankees have the decency to do it expensively.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. red sox > yankees, no debate.”