“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. yoga studio by a hair.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled yoga studio.”

“🧘 Turns out the yoga studio's greatest nemesis isn't competition—it's the realization that people would rather downward dog in their underwear than pay $180/month for the privilege of being judged by a mirror and Becky's perfect warrior pose.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”