“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. yoga studio by a hair.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled yoga studio.”

“🧘 The yoga studio wins because paying someone to tell you to breathe in a room full of strangers is apparently worth more than free enlightenment in your living room where nobody judges your downward dog form.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”